Jokes

Coach
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

Twenty five cents
A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldn't understand though why they were beating each other up for 25 cents.Suprised, the boyfriend asked, what do you mean?The blonde girlfriend replied, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"